Rant 1: Why do Men?
I met a man from Lagos the other day. I am not sure how they move or how they do their things over there. I have not lived there in 10 years, so I simply have no clue. I am not very proud of this but my life is my life.
We start to have a conversation and we go back and forth asking questions.
I tell him what I do with my life and he says “Oh wow, I am impressed”.
I hate it when you talk to men and they say this. Like what the fuck is impressive that you are wowing.
If a man told you the same thing, I am 96% sure there would be no wowing from your fat head.
I laugh and ask him “So what do I look like I do?”. This man opens his mouth and says "Oh firstly, I thought you lived in Lagos but you look like one of those alte girls in Lagos that would be selling stuff at the Vinyl Store”.
I laugh and say "Oh wow that’s interesting". I continue to converse with him till we say our goodbyes.
Now, if you ever stumble across my site and read this and yes I am talking to you!
I know you would clock that it’s you I am writing about.
You are a foolish bombastic element for looking at me from up to down and concluding that I am nothing but a sales rep at a vinyl store.
After all my sleepless nights to get my degrees.
After everything I have overcome and managed to accomplish.
You open your mouth waaaaaa to chat dust!
Next time, just wait till you talk to the person before creating silly and stupid assumptions.
Or, maybe try to assume something palatable?
Expect women to be doing great things for once!
Idiot.
Rant 2: (2+2 = Eba)
I was looking for a dentist/orthodontist after I moved to the DMV to start my random adult life.
I find one through my insurance all the way in Virginia that says consultation would be free.
Virginia is a drive, but I am happy to go & use the opportunity to explore the area.
I get there and I am greeted warmly.
Everything is okay till they let me know that I would have to pay over $1,000 to solve my problem.
I smile, say my thank you’s & let them know not to worry about me.
The lord will make a way is what I said.
Fast forward 3 months later ----- (I get a bill in my inbox)
I call immediately!
Me: Hi, my name is Tobi and I see I was sent a bill? I remember yall letting me know that the consultation was free.
Front Desk Babe: Oh yes hi, unfortunately the other person at the front desk gave you the wrong information. It was not free after all.
Me: I am confused.. how is it my business that the other lady did not know what she was doing? That sounds like yalls personal problem.
Front Desk babe: Ma’am, it was ran through your insurance and your copay is....
Me: I am honestly trying to be a better person this year but yall are pushing me! Lord knows that if I curse you, it will follow you & all the staff in that useless office. (I say this very calmly)
Front desk babe: Okay ma’am we would write it off and.....
Me: Hangs up before she can even continue yarning dust.
Awon werey, if yall are trying to use me to make your profits for the quarter you have chosen the wrong person.
F**king clowns.
Sage Roses ❁